Friday, June 22, 2007

Quote of the Arbitrary Time I Deem Necessary Between Quotes No. 2

Our good friend Meghan, my wife and I were having a discussion about pregnancy and all the wonderful crap that women have to go through. Meghan, adament that the currently accepted system of "get it on, baby gestates inside mother, baby grows to there's-no-way-that-thing-can-fit-out-that-hole size, baby painfully exists that hole" is completely fucked, had this suggestion for an alternate baby-making process:

"Have sex. Baby grows on tree. C'Mon!"

To truly appreciate the genuine power of the comment, imagine that "C'Mon!" at the end to be uttered with Leytton Hewitt-ish earnest and verve.

1 comment:

alex_ygd said...

does that mean when the baby is done growing that you spike the baby out of the tree with a tennis racket?!

HELL YEAH!